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[WHISTLING]

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[DINGING]

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SPEAKER 1: Oh, is that you?

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SPEAKER 2: No, that's my brother.

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He's the looker of the family.

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I'm Jim, Jim Spatoli.

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SPEAKER 1: Philip, Philip Reed.

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SPEAKER 2: Oh, what's
going on up in four?

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SPEAKER 1: Massive clog up in 415.

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SPEAKER 3: Hold the elevator.

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SPEAKER 4: Oh my God, we're
going to be late to the party.

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SPEAKER 3: It's not a party.

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It's couples counseling.

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You can call it what it is.

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We're not ashamed.

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[BANGING]

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Oh, boy.

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[GROANING]

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SPEAKER 4: I told you coming
here would be a bad idea.

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SPEAKER 3: Oh, you're
putting this on me, too?

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Give him some air.

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I think he's dead.

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I think he's dead.

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What do we do?

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SPEAKER 4: Help!

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SPEAKER 3: Help!

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SPEAKER 4: Help!

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[BANGING]

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Help!

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SPEAKER 3: Are those mushrooms?

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SPEAKER 4: Really?

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Food at a time like this?

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Are those mushrooms?

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SPEAKER 3: This is really good pizza.

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What's the name of this place?

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SPEAKER 4: I wish I knew.

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SPEAKER 1: Spatoli Twins.

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SPEAKER 4: I guess they have
to change their name now.

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[LAUGHING]

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SPEAKER 3: There's one piece left.

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You should have it.

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SPEAKER 1: No.

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I had plenty.

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You take it.

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You only had one.

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SPEAKER 4: No, I'm full.

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Really, I'm good.

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SPEAKER 1: Well, he's not gonna eat it.

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Someone should have it.

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SPEAKER 3: OK, where'd the pizza go?

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SPEAKER 4: Why do you even care?

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You didn't even want it?

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SPEAKER 3: Of course, I want it.

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You said you were full.

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SPEAKER 4: Full!

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How can I be full?

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I had one slice.

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I'm starving.

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SPEAKER 1: Calm down.

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SPEAKER 4: How can I be calm!

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It's gone!

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SPEAKER 1: Please step back.

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We'll figure this out.

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SPEAKER 3: You're taking charge here?

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You probably ate it.

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SPEAKER 1: Me?

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I had nothing to do with this.

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[RIPPING]

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SPEAKER 2: Hi, I'm Jack Spatoli.

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And I'm Jim Spatoli.

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And we are Spatoli Twins Pizza.

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We've got the best pizza in town.

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We've got plain pizza, pepperoni
pizza, mushroom pizza, pepperoni

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and mushroom pizza,
lots of other pizzas.

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So give us--

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We got the best deals in town.

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We'll give you a really good deal.

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So give us a call at 734-930-3030
for a taste of Italian romance.

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