1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,424 2 00:00:09,424 --> 00:00:12,400 [MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:17,360 4 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,336 [WHISTLING] 5 00:00:20,336 --> 00:00:22,320 6 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,296 [MUSIC PLAYING] 7 00:00:25,296 --> 00:00:27,280 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,256 [DINGING] 9 00:00:30,256 --> 00:00:50,096 10 00:00:50,096 --> 00:00:52,670 SPEAKER 1: Oh, is that you? 11 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:54,380 SPEAKER 2: No, that's my brother. 12 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:55,760 He's the looker of the family. 13 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,105 I'm Jim, Jim Spatoli. 14 00:00:57,105 --> 00:01:00,350 SPEAKER 1: Philip, Philip Reed. 15 00:01:00,350 --> 00:01:02,405 SPEAKER 2: Oh, what's going on up in four? 16 00:01:02,405 --> 00:01:06,730 SPEAKER 1: Massive clog up in 415. 17 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:09,864 SPEAKER 3: Hold the elevator. 18 00:01:09,864 --> 00:01:12,480 SPEAKER 4: Oh my God, we're going to be late to the party. 19 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,700 SPEAKER 3: It's not a party. 20 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,200 It's couples counseling. 21 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,400 You can call it what it is. 22 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,225 We're not ashamed. 23 00:01:18,225 --> 00:01:24,775 24 00:01:24,775 --> 00:01:26,945 [BANGING] 25 00:01:26,945 --> 00:01:27,445 Oh, boy. 26 00:01:27,445 --> 00:01:33,240 27 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,640 [GROANING] 28 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,890 SPEAKER 4: I told you coming here would be a bad idea. 29 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,870 SPEAKER 3: Oh, you're putting this on me, too? 30 00:01:40,870 --> 00:01:41,740 Give him some air. 31 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:47,760 32 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,380 I think he's dead. 33 00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:50,610 I think he's dead. 34 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,501 What do we do? 35 00:01:51,501 --> 00:01:52,168 SPEAKER 4: Help! 36 00:01:52,168 --> 00:01:53,010 SPEAKER 3: Help! 37 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:55,002 SPEAKER 4: Help! 38 00:01:55,002 --> 00:01:55,996 [BANGING] 39 00:01:55,996 --> 00:01:56,496 Help! 40 00:01:56,496 --> 00:02:00,978 41 00:02:00,978 --> 00:02:03,966 [MUSIC PLAYING] 42 00:02:03,966 --> 00:02:30,980 43 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:33,790 SPEAKER 3: Are those mushrooms? 44 00:02:33,790 --> 00:02:35,000 SPEAKER 4: Really? 45 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,094 Food at a time like this? 46 00:02:38,094 --> 00:02:41,076 [MUSIC PLAYING] 47 00:02:41,076 --> 00:03:08,420 48 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:11,345 Are those mushrooms? 49 00:03:11,345 --> 00:03:14,315 [MUSIC PLAYING] 50 00:03:14,315 --> 00:04:12,942 51 00:04:12,942 --> 00:04:15,209 SPEAKER 3: This is really good pizza. 52 00:04:15,209 --> 00:04:16,459 What's the name of this place? 53 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:17,690 SPEAKER 4: I wish I knew. 54 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,462 55 00:04:20,462 --> 00:04:21,655 SPEAKER 1: Spatoli Twins. 56 00:04:21,655 --> 00:04:24,098 SPEAKER 4: I guess they have to change their name now. 57 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:27,086 [LAUGHING] 58 00:04:27,086 --> 00:04:29,576 59 00:04:29,576 --> 00:04:31,190 SPEAKER 3: There's one piece left. 60 00:04:31,190 --> 00:04:32,210 You should have it. 61 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:33,140 SPEAKER 1: No. 62 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,310 I had plenty. 63 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:35,060 You take it. 64 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:36,335 You only had one. 65 00:04:36,335 --> 00:04:37,880 SPEAKER 4: No, I'm full. 66 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,275 Really, I'm good. 67 00:04:39,275 --> 00:04:42,080 SPEAKER 1: Well, he's not gonna eat it. 68 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,731 Someone should have it. 69 00:04:43,731 --> 00:04:45,986 [MUSIC PLAYING] 70 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,407 SPEAKER 3: OK, where'd the pizza go? 71 00:04:48,407 --> 00:04:49,740 SPEAKER 4: Why do you even care? 72 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:50,700 You didn't even want it? 73 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:51,810 SPEAKER 3: Of course, I want it. 74 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:52,630 You said you were full. 75 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:53,320 SPEAKER 4: Full! 76 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,160 How can I be full? 77 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,670 I had one slice. 78 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,522 I'm starving. 79 00:04:56,522 --> 00:04:57,632 SPEAKER 1: Calm down. 80 00:04:57,632 --> 00:04:58,840 SPEAKER 4: How can I be calm! 81 00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,320 It's gone! 82 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:00,330 SPEAKER 1: Please step back. 83 00:05:00,330 --> 00:05:01,270 We'll figure this out. 84 00:05:01,270 --> 00:05:02,200 SPEAKER 3: You're taking charge here? 85 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,057 You probably ate it. 86 00:05:03,057 --> 00:05:03,640 SPEAKER 1: Me? 87 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:04,915 I had nothing to do with this. 88 00:05:04,915 --> 00:05:10,689 89 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:13,683 [MUSIC PLAYING] 90 00:05:13,683 --> 00:05:39,631 91 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:42,625 [RIPPING] 92 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:57,096 93 00:05:57,096 --> 00:05:59,590 SPEAKER 2: Hi, I'm Jack Spatoli. 94 00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:01,330 And I'm Jim Spatoli. 95 00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:05,860 And we are Spatoli Twins Pizza. 96 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:08,290 We've got the best pizza in town. 97 00:06:08,290 --> 00:06:12,670 We've got plain pizza, pepperoni pizza, mushroom pizza, pepperoni 98 00:06:12,670 --> 00:06:16,210 and mushroom pizza, lots of other pizzas. 99 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:17,260 So give us-- 100 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:19,173 We got the best deals in town. 101 00:06:19,173 --> 00:06:20,590 We'll give you a really good deal. 102 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:31,360 So give us a call at 734-930-3030 for a taste of Italian romance. 103 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,205 104 00:06:34,205 --> 00:06:38,293 [MUSIC PLAYING] 105 00:06:38,293 --> 00:06:45,000