[MUSIC PLAYING] [WHISTLING] 

[MUSIC PLAYING] 

[DINGING] 

SPEAKER 1: Oh, is that you? 

SPEAKER 2: No, that's my brother. He's the looker of the family. I'm Jim, Jim Spatoli. 

SPEAKER 1: Philip, Philip Reed. 

SPEAKER 2: Oh, what's going on up in four? 

SPEAKER 1: Massive clog up in 415. 

SPEAKER 3: Hold the elevator. 

SPEAKER 4: Oh my God, we're going to be late to the party. 

SPEAKER 3: It's not a party. It's couples counseling. You can call it what it is. We're not ashamed. 

[BANGING] 

Oh, boy. 

[GROANING] 

SPEAKER 4: I told you coming here would be a bad idea. 

SPEAKER 3: Oh, you're putting this on me, too? Give him some air. 

I think he's dead. I think he's dead. What do we do? 

SPEAKER 4: Help! 

SPEAKER 3: Help! 

SPEAKER 4: Help! 

[BANGING] 

Help! 

[MUSIC PLAYING] 

SPEAKER 3: Are those mushrooms? 

SPEAKER 4: Really? Food at a time like this? 

[MUSIC PLAYING] 

Are those mushrooms? 

[MUSIC PLAYING] 

SPEAKER 3: This is really good pizza. What's the name of this place? 

SPEAKER 4: I wish I knew. 

SPEAKER 1: Spatoli Twins. 

SPEAKER 4: I guess they have to change their name now. 

[LAUGHING] 

SPEAKER 3: There's one piece left. You should have it. 

SPEAKER 1: No. I had plenty. You take it. You only had one. 

SPEAKER 4: No, I'm full. Really, I'm good. 

SPEAKER 1: Well, he's not gonna eat it. Someone should have it. 

[MUSIC PLAYING] 

SPEAKER 3: OK, where'd the pizza go? 

SPEAKER 4: Why do you even care? You didn't even want it? 

SPEAKER 3: Of course, I want it. You said you were full. 

SPEAKER 4: Full! How can I be full? I had one slice. I'm starving. 

SPEAKER 1: Calm down. 

SPEAKER 4: How can I be calm! It's gone! 

SPEAKER 1: Please step back. We'll figure this out. 

SPEAKER 3: You're taking charge here? You probably ate it. 

SPEAKER 1: Me? I had nothing to do with this. 

[MUSIC PLAYING] 

[RIPPING] 

SPEAKER 2: Hi, I'm Jack Spatoli. 

And I'm Jim Spatoli. 

And we are Spatoli Twins Pizza. 

We've got the best pizza in town. We've got plain pizza, pepperoni pizza, mushroom pizza, pepperoni and mushroom pizza, lots of other pizzas. So give us-- 

We got the best deals in town. We'll give you a really good deal. 

So give us a call at 734-930-3030 for a taste of Italian romance. 

[MUSIC PLAYING]