WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:900000 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:02.970 DAVID J. MALAN: Hello, world, this is CS50 Live. 00:00:02.970 --> 00:00:03.851 Heh, heh. 00:00:03.851 --> 00:00:06.350 So if you see me trip, if you see me misspeak, if you see me 00:00:06.350 --> 00:00:08.900 screw up-- all of that is happening literally right 00:00:08.900 --> 00:00:11.163 now in Cambridge, Massachusetts. 00:00:11.163 --> 00:00:12.560 >> Oh, hi, world. 00:00:12.560 --> 00:00:13.140 >> Drum roll. 00:00:13.140 --> 00:00:14.750 >> Perspec-- yeah, per second. 00:00:14.750 --> 00:00:16.120 >> Pause the vizeo, if you'd like. 00:00:16.120 --> 00:00:16.950 >> Look redder. 00:00:16.950 --> 00:00:17.450 Ha. 00:00:17.450 --> 00:00:18.010 Ha. 00:00:18.010 --> 00:00:21.500 >> A-BUT-DUNE will just giz Mark Zuckerberg's favorite patent-- 00:00:21.500 --> 00:00:23.800 to protect our nuclear missile. 00:00:23.800 --> 00:00:25.220 >> Keeping in f-neye, as usual. 00:00:25.220 --> 00:00:26.910 >> Bugle itself ga-oggles. 00:00:26.910 --> 00:00:28.120 >> Good epi-sude for you. 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:32.720 >> It's awk-tually quite fine, uh, ends an you may rave recall, head to this 00:00:32.720 --> 00:00:33.419 you are here. 00:00:33.419 --> 00:00:34.210 This is CS-fic-pic. 00:00:34.210 --> 00:00:35.927 Uh. 00:00:35.927 --> 00:00:37.260 And now I made the blooper reel. 00:00:37.260 --> 00:00:37.760 Fantastic. 00:00:42.177 --> 00:00:43.760 GUEST HOST: Should we redo the ending? 00:00:43.760 --> 00:00:45.030 How should we do the ending? 00:00:45.030 --> 00:00:48.374 >> DAVID J. MALAN: Photos of Jason Hirschhorn dressed as a pumpkin. 00:00:48.374 --> 00:00:49.415 JASON HIRSCHHORN: Oh boy. 00:00:49.415 --> 00:00:51.164 I don't know if I want people to see that. 00:00:51.164 --> 00:00:54.300 DAVID J. MALAN: No, now it's photos of Jason Hirschhorn dressed as a boy. 00:00:54.300 --> 00:00:56.800 GUEST: And if you're interested, I can actually show you how 00:00:56.800 --> 00:00:57.591 it's-- it's going-- 00:00:57.591 --> 00:00:59.290 DAVID J. MALAN: Yeah, absolutely. 00:00:59.290 --> 00:01:00.370 >> GUEST: He's a little off balance this morning. 00:01:00.370 --> 00:01:01.630 He hasn't had his coffee yet. 00:01:01.630 --> 00:01:01.975 >> [HONKING HORN] 00:01:01.975 --> 00:01:02.676 >> CAMERAMAN: Uh. 00:01:02.676 --> 00:01:03.342 >> CAMERAWOMAN: Oh. 00:01:03.342 --> 00:01:04.818 [LAUGHTER] 00:01:04.818 --> 00:01:05.770 >> CAMERAWOMAN: Oh, god. 00:01:05.770 --> 00:01:07.674 >> [LAUGHTER] 00:01:07.674 --> 00:01:10.598 >> CAMERAWOMAN: Oh, God. 00:01:10.598 --> 00:01:12.306 DAVID J. MALAN: --from-- where's he from? 00:01:12.306 --> 00:01:12.680 CAMERAWOMAN: Dublin. 00:01:12.680 --> 00:01:14.370 GUEST: Right about-- right where my arm is, 00:01:14.370 --> 00:01:15.953 you can see like the white characters. 00:01:15.953 --> 00:01:16.920 There's the, uh, pull. 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:18.980 >> DAVID J. MALAN: And they don't know that-- it's-- you should point here. 00:01:18.980 --> 00:01:19.480 >> GUEST: Oh. 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:20.459 [LAUGHTER] 00:01:27.955 --> 00:01:29.580 DAVID J. MALAN: Can you hear me, world? 00:01:29.580 --> 00:01:30.170 RAMON GALVAN: Hello, world. 00:01:30.170 --> 00:01:31.490 Welcome to CS50 Live. 00:01:31.490 --> 00:01:32.880 I'm Ramon Galvan. 00:01:32.880 --> 00:01:36.380 >> DAVID J. MALAN: And-- and I'm David Malan. 00:01:36.380 --> 00:01:39.964 >> RAMON GALVAN: And today I'm hosting today's episode. 00:01:39.964 --> 00:01:41.130 DAVID J. MALAN: But with me. 00:01:41.130 --> 00:01:42.837 RAMON GALVAN: Ah, OK. [BLEEP] OK. 00:01:42.837 --> 00:01:43.336 [BLEEP] 00:01:43.336 --> 00:01:44.880 >> CAMERAMAN: Don't say [BLEEP] on the air. 00:01:44.880 --> 00:01:47.815 >> RAMON GALVAN: OK. [BLEEP] He'll be the Robin to my Batman, the Andrew 00:01:47.815 --> 00:01:50.642 Richter to my Conan, the Cheech to my Chong today, 00:01:50.642 --> 00:01:53.100 which is definitely a serious thing that we're doing today. 00:01:53.100 --> 00:01:54.080 This is not a joke. 00:01:54.080 --> 00:01:57.010 >> Dropbox has made quite a fuss lately, but I know nothing about this. 00:01:57.010 --> 00:01:58.110 >> What is this about? 00:01:58.110 --> 00:01:59.550 >> That was all above me. 00:01:59.550 --> 00:02:04.510 >> And this is something I don't know of. 00:02:04.510 --> 00:02:07.025 >> We also took a tour of third glass-- 3rd D-- 00:02:07.025 --> 00:02:08.525 DAVID J. MALAN: [BLEEP] right there. 00:02:08.525 --> 00:02:11.715 It allows you to swipe credit cards on, like, your iPhone in order 00:02:11.715 --> 00:02:13.324 to process payments. 00:02:13.324 --> 00:02:14.740 RAMON GALVAN: I have a flip phone. 00:02:14.740 --> 00:02:15.738 Let's play the clip. 00:02:15.738 --> 00:02:17.235 >> [LAUGHTER] 00:02:17.235 --> 00:02:18.022 RAMON GALVAN: To-- 00:02:18.022 --> 00:02:20.230 DAVID J. MALAN (WHISPERING): To host the first ever-- 00:02:20.230 --> 00:02:20.560 RAMON GALVAN: What? 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:21.580 DAVID J. MALAN (WHISPERING): To host the first ever-- 00:02:21.580 --> 00:02:23.445 RAMON GALVAN: OK, to host the first ever-- 00:02:25.827 --> 00:02:28.035 DAVID J. MALAN: I was in graduate school at the time. 00:02:28.035 --> 00:02:29.701 RAMON GALVAN: And I was in fourth grade. 00:02:29.701 --> 00:02:32.630 Although I love some Zmyla, I would much rather not spend-- 00:02:32.630 --> 00:02:33.630 DAVID J. MALAN: Spend half as much time with her. 00:02:33.630 --> 00:02:34.546 RAMON GALVAN: Exactly. 00:02:40.840 --> 00:02:42.850 >> DAVID J. MALAN: Come on out, Zmyla. 00:02:42.850 --> 00:02:46.516 >> This was CS50, and this was terrifying. 00:02:46.516 --> 00:02:47.890 RAMON GALVAN: This is terrifying. 00:02:47.890 --> 00:02:50.380 Made a nice little fizzeril to kind of encapsulate 00:02:50.380 --> 00:02:52.765 the debauchery that took place. 00:02:52.765 --> 00:02:53.980 >> DAVID J. MALAN: I love you. 00:02:53.980 --> 00:02:55.050 Aw. 00:02:55.050 --> 00:02:56.540 >> RAMON GALVAN: I love you. 00:02:56.540 --> 00:02:59.086 Unlike David, who circles you. 00:03:03.054 --> 00:03:04.046 >> [LAUGHTER] 00:03:04.046 --> 00:03:06.600 >> DAVID J. MALAN: Where are my slide-- Oh.