DAVID J. MALAN: Hello, world, this is CS50 Live.
Heh, heh.
So if you see me trip, if you see me misspeak, if you see me
screw up-- all of that is happening literally right
now in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
>> Oh, hi, world.
>> Drum roll.
>> Perspec-- yeah, per second.
>> Pause the vizeo, if you'd like.
>> Look redder.
Ha.
>> A-BUT-DUNE will just giz Mark Zuckerberg's favorite patent--
to protect our nuclear missile.
>> Keeping in f-neye, as usual.
>> Bugle itself ga-oggles.
>> Good epi-sude for you.
>> It's awk-tually quite fine, uh, ends an you may rave recall, head to this
you are here.
This is CS-fic-pic.
Uh.
And now I made the blooper reel.
Fantastic.
GUEST HOST: Should we redo the ending?
How should we do the ending?
>> DAVID J. MALAN: Photos of Jason Hirschhorn dressed as a pumpkin.
JASON HIRSCHHORN: Oh boy.
I don't know if I want people to see that.
DAVID J. MALAN: No, now it's photos of Jason Hirschhorn dressed as a boy.
GUEST: And if you're interested, I can actually show you how
it's-- it's going--
DAVID J. MALAN: Yeah, absolutely.
>> GUEST: He's a little off balance this morning.
He hasn't had his coffee yet.
>> [HONKING HORN]
>> CAMERAMAN: Uh.
>> CAMERAWOMAN: Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
>> CAMERAWOMAN: Oh, god.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> CAMERAWOMAN: Oh, God.
DAVID J. MALAN: --from-- where's he from?
CAMERAWOMAN: Dublin.
GUEST: Right about-- right where my arm is,
you can see like the white characters.
There's the, uh, pull.
>> DAVID J. MALAN: And they don't know that-- it's-- you should point here.
>> GUEST: Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
DAVID J. MALAN: Can you hear me, world?
RAMON GALVAN: Hello, world.
Welcome to CS50 Live.
I'm Ramon Galvan.
>> DAVID J. MALAN: And-- and I'm David Malan.
>> RAMON GALVAN: And today I'm hosting today's episode.
DAVID J. MALAN: But with me.
RAMON GALVAN: Ah, OK. [BLEEP] OK.
[BLEEP]
>> CAMERAMAN: Don't say [BLEEP] on the air.
>> RAMON GALVAN: OK. [BLEEP] He'll be the Robin to my Batman, the Andrew
Richter to my Conan, the Cheech to my Chong today,
which is definitely a serious thing that we're doing today.
This is not a joke.
>> Dropbox has made quite a fuss lately, but I know nothing about this.
>> What is this about?
>> That was all above me.
>> And this is something I don't know of.
>> We also took a tour of third glass-- 3rd D--
DAVID J. MALAN: [BLEEP] right there.
It allows you to swipe credit cards on, like, your iPhone in order
to process payments.
RAMON GALVAN: I have a flip phone.
Let's play the clip.
>> [LAUGHTER]
RAMON GALVAN: To--
DAVID J. MALAN (WHISPERING): To host the first ever--
RAMON GALVAN: What?
DAVID J. MALAN (WHISPERING): To host the first ever--
RAMON GALVAN: OK, to host the first ever--
DAVID J. MALAN: I was in graduate school at the time.
RAMON GALVAN: And I was in fourth grade.
Although I love some Zmyla, I would much rather not spend--
DAVID J. MALAN: Spend half as much time with her.
RAMON GALVAN: Exactly.
>> DAVID J. MALAN: Come on out, Zmyla.
>> This was CS50, and this was terrifying.
RAMON GALVAN: This is terrifying.
Made a nice little fizzeril to kind of encapsulate
the debauchery that took place.
>> DAVID J. MALAN: I love you.
Aw.
>> RAMON GALVAN: I love you.
Unlike David, who circles you.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> DAVID J. MALAN: Where are my slide-- Oh.