1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,500 2 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,970 DAVID J. MALAN: Hello, world, this is CS50 Live. 3 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:03,851 Heh, heh. 4 00:00:03,851 --> 00:00:06,350 So if you see me trip, if you see me misspeak, if you see me 5 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:08,900 screw up-- all of that is happening literally right 6 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:11,163 now in Cambridge, Massachusetts. 7 00:00:11,163 --> 00:00:12,560 >> Oh, hi, world. 8 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:13,140 >> Drum roll. 9 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:14,750 >> Perspec-- yeah, per second. 10 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:16,120 >> Pause the vizeo, if you'd like. 11 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:16,950 >> Look redder. 12 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:17,450 Ha. 13 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:18,010 Ha. 14 00:00:18,010 --> 00:00:21,500 >> A-BUT-DUNE will just giz Mark Zuckerberg's favorite patent-- 15 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:23,800 to protect our nuclear missile. 16 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,220 >> Keeping in f-neye, as usual. 17 00:00:25,220 --> 00:00:26,910 >> Bugle itself ga-oggles. 18 00:00:26,910 --> 00:00:28,120 >> Good epi-sude for you. 19 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:32,720 >> It's awk-tually quite fine, uh, ends an you may rave recall, head to this 20 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:33,419 you are here. 21 00:00:33,419 --> 00:00:34,210 This is CS-fic-pic. 22 00:00:34,210 --> 00:00:35,927 Uh. 23 00:00:35,927 --> 00:00:37,260 And now I made the blooper reel. 24 00:00:37,260 --> 00:00:37,760 Fantastic. 25 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:42,177 26 00:00:42,177 --> 00:00:43,760 GUEST HOST: Should we redo the ending? 27 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,030 How should we do the ending? 28 00:00:45,030 --> 00:00:48,374 >> DAVID J. MALAN: Photos of Jason Hirschhorn dressed as a pumpkin. 29 00:00:48,374 --> 00:00:49,415 JASON HIRSCHHORN: Oh boy. 30 00:00:49,415 --> 00:00:51,164 I don't know if I want people to see that. 31 00:00:51,164 --> 00:00:54,300 DAVID J. MALAN: No, now it's photos of Jason Hirschhorn dressed as a boy. 32 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:56,800 GUEST: And if you're interested, I can actually show you how 33 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:57,591 it's-- it's going-- 34 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,290 DAVID J. MALAN: Yeah, absolutely. 35 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:00,370 >> GUEST: He's a little off balance this morning. 36 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:01,630 He hasn't had his coffee yet. 37 00:01:01,630 --> 00:01:01,975 >> [HONKING HORN] 38 00:01:01,975 --> 00:01:02,676 >> CAMERAMAN: Uh. 39 00:01:02,676 --> 00:01:03,342 >> CAMERAWOMAN: Oh. 40 00:01:03,342 --> 00:01:04,818 [LAUGHTER] 41 00:01:04,818 --> 00:01:05,770 >> CAMERAWOMAN: Oh, god. 42 00:01:05,770 --> 00:01:07,674 >> [LAUGHTER] 43 00:01:07,674 --> 00:01:10,598 >> CAMERAWOMAN: Oh, God. 44 00:01:10,598 --> 00:01:12,306 DAVID J. MALAN: --from-- where's he from? 45 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:12,680 CAMERAWOMAN: Dublin. 46 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,370 GUEST: Right about-- right where my arm is, 47 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:15,953 you can see like the white characters. 48 00:01:15,953 --> 00:01:16,920 There's the, uh, pull. 49 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,980 >> DAVID J. MALAN: And they don't know that-- it's-- you should point here. 50 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:19,480 >> GUEST: Oh. 51 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,459 [LAUGHTER] 52 00:01:20,459 --> 00:01:27,955 53 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,580 DAVID J. MALAN: Can you hear me, world? 54 00:01:29,580 --> 00:01:30,170 RAMON GALVAN: Hello, world. 55 00:01:30,170 --> 00:01:31,490 Welcome to CS50 Live. 56 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:32,880 I'm Ramon Galvan. 57 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:36,380 >> DAVID J. MALAN: And-- and I'm David Malan. 58 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:39,964 >> RAMON GALVAN: And today I'm hosting today's episode. 59 00:01:39,964 --> 00:01:41,130 DAVID J. MALAN: But with me. 60 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:42,837 RAMON GALVAN: Ah, OK. [BLEEP] OK. 61 00:01:42,837 --> 00:01:43,336 [BLEEP] 62 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:44,880 >> CAMERAMAN: Don't say [BLEEP] on the air. 63 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,815 >> RAMON GALVAN: OK. [BLEEP] He'll be the Robin to my Batman, the Andrew 64 00:01:47,815 --> 00:01:50,642 Richter to my Conan, the Cheech to my Chong today, 65 00:01:50,642 --> 00:01:53,100 which is definitely a serious thing that we're doing today. 66 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,080 This is not a joke. 67 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,010 >> Dropbox has made quite a fuss lately, but I know nothing about this. 68 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:58,110 >> What is this about? 69 00:01:58,110 --> 00:01:59,550 >> That was all above me. 70 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:04,510 >> And this is something I don't know of. 71 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:07,025 >> We also took a tour of third glass-- 3rd D-- 72 00:02:07,025 --> 00:02:08,525 DAVID J. MALAN: [BLEEP] right there. 73 00:02:08,525 --> 00:02:11,715 It allows you to swipe credit cards on, like, your iPhone in order 74 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,324 to process payments. 75 00:02:13,324 --> 00:02:14,740 RAMON GALVAN: I have a flip phone. 76 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:15,738 Let's play the clip. 77 00:02:15,738 --> 00:02:17,235 >> [LAUGHTER] 78 00:02:17,235 --> 00:02:18,022 RAMON GALVAN: To-- 79 00:02:18,022 --> 00:02:20,230 DAVID J. MALAN (WHISPERING): To host the first ever-- 80 00:02:20,230 --> 00:02:20,560 RAMON GALVAN: What? 81 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,580 DAVID J. MALAN (WHISPERING): To host the first ever-- 82 00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:23,445 RAMON GALVAN: OK, to host the first ever-- 83 00:02:23,445 --> 00:02:25,827 84 00:02:25,827 --> 00:02:28,035 DAVID J. MALAN: I was in graduate school at the time. 85 00:02:28,035 --> 00:02:29,701 RAMON GALVAN: And I was in fourth grade. 86 00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:32,630 Although I love some Zmyla, I would much rather not spend-- 87 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:33,630 DAVID J. MALAN: Spend half as much time with her. 88 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:34,546 RAMON GALVAN: Exactly. 89 00:02:34,546 --> 00:02:40,840 90 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,850 >> DAVID J. MALAN: Come on out, Zmyla. 91 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:46,516 >> This was CS50, and this was terrifying. 92 00:02:46,516 --> 00:02:47,890 RAMON GALVAN: This is terrifying. 93 00:02:47,890 --> 00:02:50,380 Made a nice little fizzeril to kind of encapsulate 94 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:52,765 the debauchery that took place. 95 00:02:52,765 --> 00:02:53,980 >> DAVID J. MALAN: I love you. 96 00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:55,050 Aw. 97 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,540 >> RAMON GALVAN: I love you. 98 00:02:56,540 --> 00:02:59,086 Unlike David, who circles you. 99 00:02:59,086 --> 00:03:03,054 100 00:03:03,054 --> 00:03:04,046 >> [LAUGHTER] 101 00:03:04,046 --> 00:03:06,600 >> DAVID J. MALAN: Where are my slide-- Oh. 102 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,630